Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name? Emilia

A name of an imaginary girlfriend that guys use to boost their confidence after a major breakup, and to make the girl that broke their heart jealous.

girl 1- I heard that trevor's new "girl friend" goes to Mammoth High
girl 2- Wait, I heard she goes to Bishop High
girl 3- I think she's just an Emilia

2.) Your age? 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.

1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by
some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they
fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out
in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time!
...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take
you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex
with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ...
"Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"

3.) One of your friends? Miro

A famous painter and sculpturist from Spain. Painted in the style of surrealism. A good friend with American sculpture artist Alexander Calder.
Miro rocks the house!

4.) What should you be doing? homeworks

1. A pluralization of "homework" that is incorrectly used.
2. A company that works on home improvement. (works on homes!)
homeworks is not a word!!! SO PLEASE STOP USING IT

5.) Favorite color? all of them

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6.) Birthplace? Finland

Also home of great rally drivers and people who can drink pretty much anyone under the table.

7.) Month of your birth? August

1. The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!

I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!

2. The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European
and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or
something close to it.

You look August tonight my love!

8.) Last person you talked to? little brother

2. Aka; Pest, shadow, second attempt at a decent child, little bother.

Generally smaller. Quite annoying at times and seems to take great enjoyment in copying your everymove.

In context:
Felix: "Mm I'll have a strawberry icecream with walnuts and chocolate chips please."
Younger Brother (Is allergic to nuts): "Can I have a strawberry icecream with walnuts and chocolate chips?" (Innocent smile)
Felix (sigh): "Ehh..." (gives up)
-Result: Little brother in hospital and Felix grounded-

9.) One of your nicknames? Emppu

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I'm tagging:

Hamii
Sinivuokkonen
HaganeNoMelon